"Ask around. Look it up. Slayer, comma, The."
Buffy Challenge: Favourite Romance (2/2)- Tara / Willow
“I am, you know, yours”
“She’s my everything”
- Buffy: And the worst part: I wake up and there's Kathy staring at me like I'm some kind of freak.
- Oz: Well, actually, the worst part, I'd have to go with the demon pouring the blood down your throat.
- Willow: Me too. I would vote for that, too.
- Xander: For a minute there, I thought you were gonna make an expression.
- Oz: Well, I felt one comin' on. I won't lie.
- Willow: The school paper is edging on depressing, lately. Have you guys noticed that?
- Oz: I don't know. I always go strait to the obits
- Xander: You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better lookin' than the rest of 'em.
- Oz: None of them are really my...
- Xander: Oh, my God! He's lookin' at her. He's got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.
- Oz: You're a very complex man, aren't you?
- Xander: And you are...?
- [Oz reveals a name tag saying "GOD"]
- Xander: Of course.
- Xander: Wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God.
- Oz: Blasphemer.
- Willow: Where's supportive boyfriend guy?
- Oz: Oh, he's picking up your dry-cleaning, but he told me to tell you he's afraid you're gonna get hurt.
- Xander: Prepare to have your spines tingled and your gooses bumped by the terrifying... Fantasia. Fantasia?
- Oz: Maybe it's 'cause of all the horrific things we've seen, but, hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.
- Xander: Phantasm. It was supposed to be Phantasm. Stupid video store.
Five-by-five? Five what by five what?
— Tara
